How Did a SINGLE RACE Couple React When They Delivered a MIXED-RACE BABY?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 5 January 2026
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| 0:00.0 | How did a single race couple react when they delivered a mixed race baby? |
| 0:06.0 | I work for a mortgage company and a prior customer came in to inquire about buying another home. |
| 0:11.0 | I asked him why and he replied that after his third deployment overseas, |
| 0:15.0 | he came home to discover his wife had given birth to a black baby. |
| 0:18.0 | They are both white. |
| 0:20.0 | He said he tried to stay with her and work things out. |
| 0:23.0 | Fast forward two years and he returns from his fifth deployment overseas and she's given birth to |
| 0:27.1 | another black baby from a man different than the father of the first one. And that time he told her |
| 0:32.1 | to pound sand and got the F out of there. I worked at a urologist's office for a couple of years in college where the main |
| 0:38.7 | appointments for the day were men having a vasectomy. Well, one man came in raging furious because |
| 0:44.0 | his wife was pregnant, yelling that he wanted his money back because the vasectomy didn't work. |
| 0:48.9 | Though that can happen, the doctor examined him and concluded that the vasectomy did indeed |
| 0:53.7 | work. Poor guy left the office |
| 0:55.8 | so quickly and without a word. You still got to give him props for going to that conclusion first. |
| 1:01.1 | I knew one guy who did have a vasectomy fail, as in grew back together. A couple of years after |
| 1:05.7 | the operation, he almost got divorced because he accused his wife of cheating before he checked |
| 1:10.1 | with the doctor and found |
| 1:11.1 | out that his vasectomy had reversed. Oh, this story is too funny not to tell again. They handed my |
| 1:17.7 | dad a black baby boy when I was born. I was born December 31st during a snowstorm and |
| 1:22.9 | needless to say, there wasn't much of a staff, it being a holiday and with terrible weather. |
| 1:44.5 | I guess things got crazy because after I was born, they took me to clean me off and then handed my dad a little black baby. Needless to say, he was confused. He said there was some cussing before things were figured out. Apparently there was a moment of panic, even though he knew the baby was a boy when it was meant to be a girl. Luckily, I was the only little white girl born on that night, so they knew which baby belonged to them and fixed |
| 1:48.7 | that mess up pretty quickly. I knew a guy in the small town that I grew up in. He was the |
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