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Hi, this is Jacob and welcome to the Bond Fire's Best of the Week.

Here's DJ Liu to intro our first clip.

Crackle Crackle, everybody.

I'm DJ Liu, and on this week's quarantine loss tapes,

Jacob describes a low point in his life, which turns into an amazing invention idea for Big J.

I was left 21.

And my friend, he owned this stall in a mall, and I worked for him.

And it was so boring, and I had nobody to talk to.

It was like really in the middle of the day.

And I tried to be friendless like this group of other kids that worked there.

And I don't even talk like shit, humor, or anything like that.

I don't even know how the joke, it wasn't even a joke.

I said something about, because I said something about

taking a shitter and how it's like satisfying or something like that,

because I was just so wanting to talk to somebody.

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