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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Jay Oakerson, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Robert Kelly

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2020

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Soft dongs will rock your confidence. Jay and Dan confess about the times it was hard being soft. Bobby Kelly schools Dan on the perils of big breasts and bonds with DJ Lou over hats. Bobby falls in love and gets his heart broken … by a lady of the night in Brazil.

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central!
0:02.7	BAM!
0:03.7	Hi, I'm Dan Soder.
0:06.5	I'm Big J. O. Kerson.
0:07.6	And you're listening to the Best of the Bond Fire.
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0:25.8	Crackle Crackle, this is Black Blue and welcome to the Bond Fire's Best of the Week.
0:30.1	Soft dogs can rock a man's confidence and the Bond Fire hosts are no exception to that rule.
0:35.2	Here, Dan and Jay describe the times they couldn't rise to the occasion. Enjoy!
0:40.1	As a man that has had a soft piece sucked on, there's not a part of you that didn't immediately just go like,
0:45.7	I'm so sorry, this isn't happening immediately.
0:48.7	Any delay in a bonus?
0:51.5	Christine, as a woman, does it feel weird when you're just like,
0:53.6	all the lights is a little like a soft, old man?
0:57.0	It feels like you've failed.
0:59.5	All right, well, so that's a two-way street in that.
1:01.8	She's saying, she's going deep, much deeper into the encounter than you're talking.
1:05.8	Uh, she's saying if a guy is like not getting hard, I guess,
1:09.6	or taking forever for him to get hard from that, but starting,
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