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🗓️ 6 May 2025
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0:00.0 | Here's a weird one. Starbucks worker is recovering after being attacked by a monkey in the |
0:04.6 | drive-thru. A monkey. Officials said the pet monkey was riding in a car with its owner when the owner |
0:09.6 | stopped at a mobile Alabama Starbucks. Exactly where you expect to find a monkey. Somehow the monkey |
0:15.1 | got free, escaped the car through the open window. The monkey then left from the vehicle, |
0:20.1 | into the window of the business |
0:21.3 | and punched the employee in the head. Co-workers rushed the employee side and pulled the |
0:26.2 | monkey off of the man. The monkey then re-entered the customer's vehicle before the customer |
0:30.7 | drove away. The owner of the animal could face charges. This remains an active animal |
0:35.4 | services investigation. Probably had no idea that day that |
0:38.9 | it weren't going to be punched by a monkey. I cannot believe an argument about blank led to a physical |
0:43.6 | confrontation. 206-803 rock. One from the text that says, I can't believe my dad got punched in the |
0:49.1 | face because he told my mom's brother, my uncle, not to hit on his own cousins at my parents' wedding anniversary. |
0:57.0 | That'll get your punch in the face every time. |
0:59.3 | Yeah, could you not hit on your cousins? |
1:02.5 | My bad. |
1:03.7 | That's not a toll request. |
1:05.8 | It's really not. Not a big ass. Pretty simple thing. |
1:08.5 | Hello, Luke. Welcome to the men's room. |
1:14.1 | Ola, gentlemen. Ola! big ass pretty simple thing hello luke welcome to the middroom oh la gentlemen oh la okay so this happened many many years ago at like i think it was 2009 it was a church uh |
1:23.5 | basically every second saturday my church used to have a men's breakfast with a lot of |
1:29.6 | delicious food. And after breakfast, the kids would, the boys to be more specific, they would, |
1:37.5 | we would go upstairs and kind of hang out and play some video games. And do you guys remember |
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