A quick heads up before we get started.

This episode contains cursing.

Oh, what are we looking at?

I don't know.

I'm just putting in the big up the entrance way with the...

So, I'm at the Trump International Hotel in Washington, D.C.

People watching with my new friend, Zach Everson,

when a large group appears at the check-in desk.

The managing director is scored if I'm in there.

Somebody is recording it, videoing it.

I have no idea who this could be.

Zach's a food and travel journalist,

who now writes a daily email newsletter called 1100 Pennsylvania.

That's the address here.

It is to Trump's Washington, what Tatler was to 18th century London.

A gossipy, running account of famous people in a famous place.

Clearly, they're all stopping to get their picture taken.

And we have one, two, three, four cameras out there taking pictures of what's happening.

Clearly, we're looking at someone, but who is this?

They actually have a manager of the hotel, a manager of the restaurant.

And it's one of those guys behind them as well.

So, they are getting me the grand entrance.

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