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Hello, everybody.

Two times in one week, I mean, is there a harder working woman in the digital space than I?

The answer to that is obviously, yes.

I am home right now.

I'm looking lovingly into my little shit-suzy balls.

I'm also eating a fudge-so-call. I hope that doesn't bother people.

Because I'm a consummate professional.

I noticed that people get really annoyed when people are eating during their podcasts,

but I had a pregnancy scare this week, so I'm eating my feelings.

Also, I have vertigo.

Sure, that's really fun.

I'm having this fudge-so-call because I don't know.

I mean, I know I'm not pregnant because I have the test to prove it,

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