Greetings listener dear, I'm Matthew, I'm Ben, and Tom will be on the episode proper, but he's just not around for this intro, but don't let that worry you it's gonna be fine I'm really worried wait yeah and I

can tell you nervous man I tell you what happened to me the other day

please this was such a strange little coincidence, but I was on the train going into town and I saw, you know, when the train's pulling into the station on the journey, you'll often look at the people who are about to get on the train is pulling into the station on the on the journey you'll often look at the

people who are about to get on the train it's just one of those things you're people

watching right yeah and it's it pulled in I think it might have been a Lewisham

station it pulled in and I saw a couple and they were very smiley, very

sweet looking couple. Probably I would say in their early 30 30s maybe and I saw them and my immediate first thought was

oh my goodness that my goodness they seem like a really nice couple right they

just look really nice right right? It's a weird thought to have about, you know,

because ordinarily I look at people I think quite the opposite, but it was quite, no, but I was like...

You know how those couples that are like trying to pick up singles in bars and be like we like your vibe are you like the opposite of that are you try and pick up couples?

I'm certainly put myself out there yeah. I love it yeah any couples want to adopt me

They'll be no there'll be no intercourse but if you can if you can feed me. I'll be very happy with that

So I am so anyway yeah didn't think too much more about it.

The train arrives at London Bridge and I hop off and I see the couple hopping off at the same stuff as me and I sort of smile at them

because I thought they look nice right I think oh I shouldn't really have it's quite weird, because then they look at me like,

like, they look at me a little bit, a little bit sort of like, what's going on here?

So anyway, I hop off the train and I carry on my journey and then they come back over to me and they say

excuse me are you Matthew and I said yeah and they said oh weird we're you know nice to meet you we're we're we're Tom and Charlotte we're

members of the Patreon oh I was like what a like what a bizarre little

coincidence that I'd I clocked them and I thought they look nice they look

like a really nice couple is the thing that something about their aura

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