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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 4- Who Is the Worst Parent, Jake Invites Himself to Thanksgiving and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2025

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right. Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

0:23.4

That's right.

0:24.1

Five dollars.

0:25.2

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.

0:27.2

Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

0:31.4

This is the world famous K-Rock.

0:35.2

Hell yeah, welcome to your K-Rock.

0:36.4

It is just after 10 o'clock on a Monday morning. It's a big week, and there's a guy on the phone now that claims he has a fun fact about water. Is there any chance this is fun? You know, I love a good fun fact, Alie. Water, to me, seems pretty standard and not really a good contender for fun facts.

0:55.2

Andrew, we have our trepidations, but I'm going to put you live on K-Rock anyway.

0:59.2

Go ahead, sir.

1:00.9

Yeah, so fun facts, all water on the planet has been drank by an animal or a person

1:06.3

seven different times and peed out.

1:09.5

So everything has already been drink.

1:11.9

You're saying every water we drink, even if it's from a bottle that says Fiji on the outside of it,

1:17.1

is something that has been drank and peed out by at least seven people.

1:22.1

Yep, seven or animals or whatever.

1:26.9

How is that possible?

1:28.8

But they do purify it in between peas and drinks?

1:32.4

Of course they purify it.

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