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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 4- Weekend Watchers, Kitchen Fights and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2026

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

0:22.7

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

0:25.5

San Bernardino International Airport.

0:27.4

When airports smell great.

0:30.1

This is the world famous K.R.

0:34.1

Good morning. Welcome to your weekends. K. Rock, K. Lianley Show, God, it's Friday. That's what I was looking for. Why was it so low earlier? Anyway, we're together again. Another hour will officially begin. Almost the one-year anniversary of us starting these summer hours. Can you believe it, Allie? It's been a year. What an anniversary. Only a year. It feels like 10. It feels much longer. Summer hours, then became fall hours, then became bonus hours. And now it's just more time for us to hang out together. And we appreciate it, and hopefully you do as well. And let's make it worth your while right now by getting you into the Hollywood Bowl for my Chemical Romance. If you are the 20th caller, we officially welcome you to May Chemical Romance at K-Rock,

1:11.6

which means tickets for you to go to a show in October, a sold-out show at the Hollywood Bowl.

1:16.5

And hopefully you're on the phone right now at 80052016.

1:21.5

It was weird because earlier this week our boss came up to us and was like, remember a year ago we started summer hours?

1:27.1

And I was like, oh God, oh God, is he going to suggest something else? I thought we were going until noon. I was like, I was like, no, no, no, no. Remember we did that? It went so well that we're adding another one. So the show is going to continue on straight up through 3 p.m. every day. And we don't have families anymore.

1:45.3

That's not true. No one asked for it. No one's getting it. No one wants it. But we do have a lot to get into this hour that you will want, including all the things we forgot to give you this week, which we have. So very, very generous this hour on the show. And we start by giving you something right now. if you are in Anaheim, California from the 714, and your name is Mary, good morning, Mary, welcome to K-Rock. Hi, my name is Marilyn. Oh, I got the first part of it, right? Oh, my God. No, you can not get that on me, because I totally wrote that. Marilyn, you're on K-R-R-R-R-E-M-N-N-N-A-R-L is Maryland.

2:20.9

And anyway, you are the 20th caller, which means you're going to go to my chem at the Hollywood Bowl. Thank you. I can't believe it. No, I've been calling all week and last year when you guys are giving tickets to M-C-R. I'm literally shaking. Thank you. Well, good for you.

2:34.4

You finally did it.

2:36.4

I know.

2:37.0

So thank you, Allie, Klein, everybody, Johnny. Oh, my God. I can't even think I know. Johnny's not here today, so that was a waste of a thank you. I know, but I love him. I know. I know. He's in Vegas right now, getting ready for the big no doubt show at the sphere. And, Al, your wife's going to be in Vegas this weekend, too.

2:53.9

She's on the road, wait. He's in Vegas right now, getting ready for the big no-doubt show at the sphere.

2:51.7

And, Al, your wife's going to be in Vegas this weekend, too? She's on the road waiting. Oh, so she's on the way there. Also driving, too. Yeah, she decided to drive. The flights were crazy. But she also didn't realize she was driving the same weekend as EDC. Oh, man. It's going to be a good time. So she's in Vegas.

3:08.5

Johnny's in Vegas.

3:09.5

You don't think that's a coincidence?

3:10.9

Is he texting your wife? Oh, man. It's going to be a good time. So she's in Vegas.

3:08.5

Johnny's in Vegas. You don't think that's a coincidence? Is he texting your wife the same way he's texting my wife? No, definitely not. Actually, my wife does enjoy Johnny's company. Really? Yeah, they've had good conversations. I think that she thinks he's like a project. Some women love a project. I asked my wife because, you know, Johnny sent her a happy Mother's Day text on Sunday,

3:26.9

and she responded with the double heart, thank you.

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