New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

San Bernardino International Airport.

When airports smell great.

This is the world famous K. Rock.

The month of May chemical romance is upon us, and you must call right now if you'd like to go see My Chemical Romance. At the Hollywood Bowl, we have tickets for you at 800-52067. We'll be going to see them in October. So when you talk about how you got in because of May Chemical Romance, people are not going to want to know what the hell you're talking about. No, new news. Win Win them from us right now, 800, 52067, every hour, all day long. And we also still have for you today, and that's coming up later this hour. I'll get you on the floor with the tickets that I was going to hopefully use for myself, but I can't. Because I've got to go to a stupid musical. It's going to be fun. You will enjoy yourself some MMA fighting live at crypto.

No, sorry, that's wrong.

Intuitive. musical. So you will... It's gonna be fun. You will enjoy yourself some MMA fighting live at crypto. Nope, sorry, that's wrong. Into it, don't. Live on Netflix, you will see the great Gina Carrano battling, Ali's favorite lady crush, Rhonda Rousey. I even saw some of the pictures of their little rehearsal fight.

You know how they do that?

Face off, you mean?

No, they do like a workout.

It's a way in.

Oh, they do?

No, it wasn't a way in.

They like went on a little mini octagon hexagon thing, and they like went with their little teachers and they hit stuff.

Oh, this is when they kiss?

They made out trainers, not teachers. They're trainers. They're trainers. They're conductors. Yes, and you saw that and what happened? Well, Rhonda looks mean. She just has this look of like, I'm going to effing kill you. That's how she gets before every fight. It's insane. God, she just looks like she could kill a man in five seconds. I mean, they both look good, but it's like, damn, she just has this look in her eye that just makes you want to bet on her. That's for sure. Yeah, yesterday, I'm trying to think what the tally was because you had to pick a donut based on who you thought.

I don't think people actually were paying attention.

They just wanted the donuts.

Well, I think people are just picking their favorite. I think a lot of people thought that Ronda Rousey was going to get an easy win in the fight. But we'll see what happens happening this weekend. And we will get you in on the floor so you can be up close and personal to the fighters. That's coming up later this hour with a round of generation wars.

Bragging rights for you, your generation, and you will prove it. personal to the fighters. That's coming up later this hour with a round of generation wars.

Bragging rights for you, your generation, and you will approve it by sitting on the floor at an MMA fight this weekend at the unbelievable brand new venue that I was just adding.

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