Ally's Lost Phone
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 23 February 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:07.2 | That's right. |
| 0:07.9 | Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights. |
| 0:15.0 | Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter. |
| 0:19.6 | And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. |
| 0:23.4 | That's right. |
| 0:24.1 | $5. |
| 0:25.2 | Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. |
| 0:27.2 | Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:31.4 | Instant panic is a terrible feeling to have. |
| 0:33.6 | And it happens to all of us when we misplace our phone even just for a few seconds. |
| 0:37.5 | Sometimes you spend a lot of time looking for it, only to realize that you're using the flashlight from your phone to look for your phone. And it was in your hand the whole time. But when you actually do misplace your phone, lose your phone, there is a moment where it hits you and you go, that sucks for so many reasons. All of the things I'll'll have to do all the places i'll have to go |
| 0:54.9 | just to try to fix this situation is it is going to is going to take up hours and you know this |
| 1:00.1 | feeling well you how many times a month do you think you lose your phone oh well it's daily not |
| 1:05.8 | monthly oh um but i would say at least once a day i've convinced myself i've lost my phone and |
| 1:10.6 | i'll never see it again yeah and there's there's a different feeling with losing it in the house versus losing it out in the wild. In the wild is a whole different situation. Back of an Uber, you know, wherever. Back of an Uber is the worst. Sometimes these guys. I remember chasing an Uber one time because I knew I had left my phone in there and I was like, I'm never going to say it. I called the guy one time because you know they give you that number you can still call the person and I called him like nine times in a row to try to track down my phone that I knew was there and he finally got to point goes I don't have your phone stop calling me and I was like I know you haven't good luck I know have my phone. Why are you saying stop calling me? |
| 1:44.3 | Yeah, it's a vulnerable situation. |
| 1:46.4 | And then you also have to hope that there are still good people in the world that can collect and turn in your phone, which was the case with me. |
| 1:54.7 | Because I was driving around with my kid doing a few errands, and one of them was Target, because that has to be part of your errands when you have a kid. I was picking up the game Twister Klein, if you've never heard of it. Oh, well aware of Twister. Oh, yeah. Just thought, hey, it's time for some Twister. Wait, you went, Twister has never been a move where someone has decided I need to go out and buy Twister. It's usually an impulsive purchase where you walk by. You're like, oh, remember that thing? I used to be fun drunk |
| 2:19.8 | at college. We were like, oh my God, remember Twister? So you actually left the house with the plan |
| 2:24.0 | of going out and buying Twister? Yeah. Well, there was a few different things that I was going to do, but yes, that was one of them. |
| 2:29.0 | That's crazy. |
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