HOUR 4- The Worst Shovertime Ever, Klein's Dog is Eating Remotes and MORE
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 27 March 2026
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:07.2 | That's right. |
| 0:07.9 | Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights. |
| 0:15.0 | Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter. |
| 0:19.6 | And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. This is the world famous J.Rock. Good morning. It's the weekend. It's Friday. We did start this week with a blank piece of paper and now this piece of paper is full of names and we need one more, your name, on the standby boarding list so we can send you an international flight to the Netherlands to see Sublime. It's part of K Rock's Mile High Club and I'm looking for color 20 right now at 8005201067. Get your name on the standby boarding list so we can make that happen for you. |
| 0:56.9 | And then you'll have more chances throughout the day. |
| 0:58.5 | That trip will be given away next week. |
| 1:01.6 | So be ready. |
| 1:02.5 | I think on Monday, I think it's going to be Kevin Ryder and Megan are going to give that trip away on Monday afternoon. |
| 1:09.2 | Yeah, stringing along until the afternoon. Keep on dangling that carrot so you can do some international travel. Dangle, dangled, dangled, dangles. Hey, Vanessa, true or false, I know you've been turning down all the food and donuts and breakfast burritos, but did you just grab a tub of ice cream? I grabbed it and I just put it in the freezer because I was like, actually, I don't really want this. He this won't harm me I was like okay whatever someone told me they were offering up tubs of ice cream and you took one I took it but and then I put it in the freezer you can check I'm not eating it you're not going to bring it home with you no you want it though |
| 1:40.9 | a little bit what flavor you what flavor correct or not? He asked you if you wanted multiple tubs, and you said, I'm not eating sweets right now, so please just give me one tub. Yeah, because I was like, this guy's not getting my no. So I was like, okay, just one, but then I put it in the freezer. Which flavor did you opt for? Just vanilla. So you had no intention of eating it. You just wanted to make the guy not feel bad about offering the tubs of ice cream? Yeah, because I feel like he never offer, so. Yeah, so why don't you take a few bites in front of him? He'll feel bad if you don't. You're really not going to take home the ice cream? No, I'm not. Wow. I'm sad. Self-control, baby. She doesn't want to drink. I know. It's unbelievable. What happened to fun, Vanessa? I am still fun. I don't know. It's a great clip. It's a great clip right there. She is still fun. Hey, Clarissa, I'll let's meet someone else who's fun uh call |
| 2:35.0 | 20 from thousand oaks good morning hi hi hi thank you so much hey thank you we're doing great |
| 2:41.6 | thanks for starting your day with us on k rock let's add your name to the standby list and hopefully |
| 2:45.1 | we call you back on monday answer any unrestricted or blocked or any weird numbers you get |
| 2:50.3 | monday could be the call you've been waiting for to pack your bags for the Netherlands. All right? Oh my God. Thank you so much. Have a great day. You too. Wow, such a pleasant, happy person. Is she nine years old? Are you an adult? I'm an adult, yeah. You want some ice cream? 39. Would you like a tub of ice cream? |
| 3:10.3 | Okay. |
| 3:11.7 | Give her the tub of ice cream again. |
| 3:13.6 | Big fan. |
| 3:19.2 | We will figure out exactly why everyone is angry and why we've been getting all of these not so nice messages on the goat line like this. |
| 3:22.2 | Oh my gosh. |
| 3:24.4 | Why? Do you hate us? No, we don't hate this. Oh my gosh. Why? |
| 3:25.0 | Do you hate us? |
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