Ally's Salon Dilemma

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.1	Hey, Rock, we're a Klein L.E. Show.
0:33.0	Get you on that standby boarding list for one final time to go see Sublime in the Netherlands
0:36.3	later this morning and also get your tickets to go to the Hollywood Bowl and check out the comedy stylings of Shane Gillis who will be hosting the roast of Kevin Hart. That's happening at the forum. But today we get you to his show at the Hollywood Bowl for Netflix as a joke. You'll win those tickets coming up a little bit later. I don't know if you've ever experienced something like this, but I'm in a situation where I am being fought over. And it does feel good to be wanted, but in this case,
0:59.2	it has to do with a salon that my wife and I have been going to for years now. There's one person
1:05.7	who cuts both of our hair, and then my wife gets her hair colored by this other woman.
1:10.8	A groomer?
1:35.6	A dog groomer, yes. It's called Petco. That's where we go. Okay. And they put us up on the leash and they connect us to that little hook. I've seen you on that table before. No, this is a real salon. Okay. They've got inflated pricing and everything. and I have had some problems with the salon for a while now because it was $110 for a cut when I started going there, which is a decent price.
1:36.9	Yeah, it seems cheap for a lady cut.
1:39.8	Then it went up to $1.15, $125, whatever.
1:41.4	That happens with inflation.
1:44.2	Then during COVID, they started charging for a blow dry. $15 dollars you want your hair cut and blow dried it's 15 dollars then it went up to 20 25 now it is
1:50.8	65 dollars to get your hair blow dried in addition to getting it cut which if you're going to
1:56.1	get it cut how do you know if it looks good if it's not dry you're just leaving with a haircut
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