I'm getting set to release my list.

I worked all day on it this morning.

I thought about it last night.

I thought about it the day before

because I've got such a library of painful losses

that narrowing it down to a top five was nearly impossible.

Before we get to the list

and before you hear my mentality for how I got there,

the people have requested it.

Ladies and gentlemen, the theme song

for your Cinco de Pano.

Welcome to

Cinco de Peno.

Grab a bagel and your tissues too

We're ranking all the heartbreaks we've been through

From Queens to the Bronx, from the garden to the rock

It's a symphony of sorrow

so let's unlock

Cinco de Peno

a fiesta of defeat

and despair

from number five to

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