Cinco De Pain-O: The Five Worst Losses of Evan's Life
Evan & Tiki
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🗓️ 6 November 2025
⏱️ 18 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | So here's how I did this. |
| 0:02.1 | I closed my eyes. |
| 0:03.9 | And I'm ranking them in terms of the pain I felt in the moment. |
| 0:08.0 | Because it is true that time changes your opinions on things. |
| 0:12.3 | Sometimes things get so bad that a bad moment becomes worse. |
| 0:16.3 | Sometimes things get good. |
| 0:18.0 | And a painful moment actually becomes better. |
| 0:20.6 | So what I did, and this is why I cried |
| 0:22.3 | seven times this morning, I closed my eyes and I remembered the moment. And I didn't just remember the |
| 0:29.2 | moment. I remembered the stomach. I remembered what my brain was saying. I remembered every emotion I |
| 0:35.1 | felt. And this is how I got to a list that may surprise some of you. |
| 0:40.2 | But before I tell you the list, I'd like to list off a few games that did not make the list. |
| 0:45.4 | Oh. |
| 0:47.0 | Carlos Beltron striking out in game seven of the 2006 NLCS did not make the list. |
| 0:54.7 | Are you doing like the Dayton, like out tournament here on this? |
| 0:58.8 | I think I am. |
| 0:59.9 | First aid out? |
| 1:00.8 | First aid out. |
| 1:01.8 | Okay. |
| 1:02.5 | And by then, I don't think he's got a lot of friends. |
| 1:04.4 | And the reason why it didn't make the list is because even though that moment has absolutely |
| 1:09.0 | tripled and quadrupled in pain, |
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