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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2026

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to to Provo, Utah for all the ski and snowboarding or
0:21.6	wives you can handle. And of course you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino
0:26.1	International Airport. When airports smell great.
0:30.1	This is the world famous Hay Rock. Oh, I'm being told now that that's a walk-in-only deal.
0:37.4	You have to walk in to even put in the order for that deal. Can't do that deal over the phone. Which? Why? Why, Domino's? Why do you need us to walk in? Walk in and wait 20 minutes? I feel like there's always a deal online. Like, you're online yourself. Yeah, whatever. You get the tracker, right? Domino's tracker? I love that tracker, dude.
0:54.5	I sometimes watch the tracker even when I don't have a pizza order, just to see.
0:57.7	Just to know.
0:58.2	Just to know.
0:58.5	Just someone else's order?
0:59.5	It's like tracking Santa Claus.
1:00.7	I track other people.
1:01.3	It's my friend's right.
1:02.2	I got the tracker constantly on.
1:04.4	Where is he now?
1:05.3	I don't have any stocks right now.
1:07.2	He's over Norway. I don't watch the stock exchange scroll, the ticker,
1:10.9	but I do like to watch that tracker constantly.
1:12.9	You track the dominoes thing and the Goodly Ear Blimp. He's the two things that you want to know where they are at all times. Oh, there's a guy getting a two topping over there in Riverside. Cool. It's almost there. Good for you, man. Good morning. Welcome to K. Rock a Klein Alley show. I'm Klein. There's Allie.
1:26.3	Hi. DJ O'Marcon right there.
1:28.7	Jake the nerd who's got a lot of things to say, but let's Welcome to K Rock Klein Alley Show. I'm Klein. There's Ali. Hi. DJ Omar Khan right there.
1:28.7	Jake the nerd who's got a lot of things to say, but let's just give you a random sampling of some of the things that Jake has said.
1:35.4	Omar, pick one at, you know, at random.
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