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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.
0:04.6	No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.
0:24.0	And it's convenient... skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly
0:23.3	recommend.
0:24.0	And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day.
0:27.4	And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.
0:30.5	This is the world famous Kay Rock.
0:34.5	Good morning.
0:36.0	Cline Alley Show, K Rock.
0:37.4	Nice to see an early takeaway in the text line. Klein is the hero of Los Angeles. I know that you're not talking about me, but so few nice things are said about me that I will take the compliments that are going to that ginger pitcher, and I will accept them all. That guy's a lumberjack. I didn't get a good look at him until earlier.
0:54.9	I was like, ooh, dang.
1:11.3	He's a real man right there. Got to give me one of the official Klein Dodgers jerseys while I still can. Yeah, you know what you should do? You should grow a solidarity beard just like him. I could do that. Do you hear the announcers make that beard joke like numerous times in the game? Which one? When this game started, he was clean-shaven.
1:13.0	Oh, funny. Yeah, they were running out of material for a while. At one point, they were talking about the watermelon and the pineapple slices that were sitting on the bench of one of the teams, I think. Really? And over the course of the game, the fruit had gotten no longer edible. I was like, man, they really run out of conversation.
1:28.9	Wow.
1:29.4	Yeah, it was crazy.
1:30.7	But apparently, this is...
1:32.4	We know what that's like.
1:33.4	This is now some of the hardest to get Dodgers merch.
1:36.9	Let me see here.
1:37.7	Of course, everyone knows this call from last night's game.
1:41.1	Freeman sends a fly ball to center field.
1:43.4	Varshot's going back before the cock strikes meet.
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