Clickbait
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 28 October 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it. |
| 0:04.6 | No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:24.0 | And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Sold out, containment pilot tickets at the forum that'll be coming up later this morning. And in about 30 minutes, we get you on that standby list to fly to London and see bad omens plus tickets to see them right here it's all part of us doing whatever we can do to make your days weeks months more exciting right now though we solve the internet's biggest riddles as we dig in deep it's time for clickbait here we go. Dave, let's start with this one. |
| 0:57.0 | Dave, keep in mind you're, if you're just joining us, it's a shock tover right now, which |
| 1:04.0 | means Jake is joining us on the show like always, but he's wearing a shock collar. |
| 1:07.0 | And if he does certain things we've already discussed, he will receive large |
| 1:11.6 | voltages of electricity coursing into his neck. Here we go. Question number one for clickbade. |
| 1:17.9 | Ali? Yeah. Apparently, sleeping this way will increase your chance of having a heart attack |
| 1:26.5 | by 42%. If you do this while you sleep or |
| 1:30.7 | you sleep this way, you have an increased risk of heart attack and that increases by 42%. That's pretty |
| 1:36.4 | important. God, I think if you fall asleep on the couch, because you've got the TV on, you've got |
| 1:43.5 | that blue light in your face, you're not really getting into a deep sleep because you've got the TV on, you've got that blue light in your face, you're not really getting into a deep sleep because you're outside of, you know, all the sleep experts are big on like you've got to be in your home, your bed, all the lights off, all the TV off, no phones, all that stuff. So I think falling asleep on the couch. |
| 1:58.3 | If you accidentally fell asleep during the 14th inning on your couch yesterday while trying to watch |
| 2:02.3 | the Dodgers game, that's probably bad news if that is the answer. Omar, what do you think |
| 2:06.5 | it is? Repeat the question, please. |
| 2:08.5 | Sleeping this way will increase your chance of having a heart attack by 42%. You're 42% more |
| 2:14.6 | likely to have a heart attack people that sleep like this or with this. I think if you sleep on a full stomach, that's going to increase your chance of having some sort of hard issues. Yeah. Right. Nothing better than feasting, having that big feast. Maybe it's Thanksgiving or whatever. And then immediately letting the trip to fan run its course. I always have nightmares when I do that. Really? |
| 2:34.4 | Yeah. |
| 2:34.5 | Yeah. |
| 2:51.6 | They claim, I don't know. These doctors, they try to claim you're only two hours before bed. Okay. Whatever. But also, if you fall asleep just a little bit drunk, sleep is terrible. Yep. You fall asleep great, but you're up pretty quickly. Yes, you do fall asleep great. And Jake the Nerd, we'd love to hear from you here. |
| 2:52.4 | Yeah, Ben. |
| 3:08.7 | Yeah. all sleep great, but you're up pretty quickly. Yes, you do fall asleep great. And Jake, the nerve, we'd love to hear from you here. Yeah, I bet. Go ahead. Go ahead. What, would the answer the question now? Yes. That's how this thing is done. Same way we've always done clickbait. It shouldn't matter that you have a shock collar on. It does matter. It hurts. Just say what your guess is. |
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