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Thank God it, it's Friday.

Just after 10 o'clock on a wet Friday morning here, KROC, inching closer and closer to a week of feasting. And I'm not one of these people that a lot of, I was talking to some of the other day as I was eating a bunch of turkey. And they said, how are you eating turkey? Aren't you supposed to like cleanse yourself off of all the food you're going to eat next week? Or you give yourself almost like an intermittent fast of the food you would be eating on actual Thanksgiving? I think I eat turkey every single day. I feel like. I have turkey right here with me now. Yeah. I mean, this is the time. You get like a two week period where you kind of just like literally gobble up all of this Thanksgiving flavory stuff,

and then it's gone out of our lives for a year.

Yeah, because even though you have turkey now,

and yes, you can get all these specialized items,

you don't get Thanksgiving turkey until Thanksgiving.

Right.

Like the true Thanksgiving-style turkey is hard to get.

But I know some people go, like, I don't want to waste this week eating like Thanksgiving-flavored chips and going to get those like the sandwich.

Right.

People spend all Halloween eating candy.

That's how I feel.

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