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Kay Rock, we are Klein Alley's show.

Thank you, Textline, for keeping us honest and reminding us that I think we were almost at the one-year anniversary of the time that Johnny accidentally gave us one of our first viral video hits when we were talking about Ambrosia salad.

And Johnny was very confused.

And this is what happened on K-Rock about a year ago.

Like fallacious salad.

Excuse me, what? I'm sorry. What that mean, Johnny? You know that pink thing that like your aunt always shows up with? He's like, I brought the falacio salad. The pink thing that your aunt shows up with? Hold on, hold on. Johnny, what are you talking about? You know how like like, does anybody else have that, like, one aunt that always brings that one weird side dish? And it's like that pink, like, filetio salad thingy. I don't think you're saying the right word. I think I know what he's talking about. Filatio, the fact that you're saying filetio is hilarious. Johnny, do you know what filatio is? It's that salad.

It's that like pink salad thing, that like gushy stuff. Yep, it's been a year, Johnny. Can I tell you literally that, literally that Thanksgiving dinner, everybody at the table was all like, fallacious salad, Johnny, fallacious salad, hey, Felicia salad. It made its way into my Thanksgiving dinner as well. Thanksgiving has never been the same since Johnny brought a fallacious salad to all of our tables.

To everything. Hey, Felicio Salad. It made its way into my Thanksgiving dinner as well. Thanksgiving has never been the same since Johnny brought Felacio salad to all of our tables. To every Thanksgiving table. It's really made Thanksgiving way better and way more awkward. It's time now to get inside of the brain of this man and good luck because there's not much room in there. It's time for Johnny doesn't know. Johnny doesn't know. And I was like, okay. Oh, Johnny doesn't know.

I didn't know Vegas was in fatter for like a while.

Johnny doesn't know.

Jolato sounds like jello.

Johnny doesn't know.

It like goes wiggles.

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