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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 4- Klein's Balloon Animals, Johnny's "Cars" Theory and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8679 Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2026

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley's show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport, especially when there's summer travel plans. It can get expensive at these airports. That's why you've got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus, you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience.

0:24.4

Go to Sandbin! trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is.

0:22.3

Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport.

0:26.6

Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show.

0:30.1

This is the world famous K-Rog.

0:34.3

It's after 10 o'clock on a Thursday. Welcome to your pre-Quend. Be up Thursday. If you choose to celebrate, enjoy yourself some breakfast for dinner, and tag us in whatever meal you decide to prepare yourself. A little dinner omelet and a bowl of cereal for dessert. Nothing wrong with that. We got lots to get to this hour, including your tickets to Ocean Way Festival. If you've been paying attention to today's show,

0:54.7

we have a quiz in your future. So there's your warning. Study up or rewatch some of it right now

1:00.7

on YouTube, where we are streaming live, and download the podcast. You can maybe even listen to

1:05.5

an hour that already happened. Catch yourself up. Get ready to participate in the Klein Alley Show

1:10.0

quiz. Coming up later this hour.

1:12.7

To Rockbeard Cline Alley Show, someone's very upset with something that we did. One of us did something

1:16.9

that has bothered a listener so much so that they left a very angry message on the goat line.

1:22.0

And before I play the message, Allie, want to place your bets on who is upset a listener?

1:25.8

Or a former listener, I guess I should say?

1:28.5

It doesn't sound like they'll be continuing to listen.

1:30.7

They sound very upset with something that was said on the show by someone.

1:35.4

I know that there were some things said yesterday that I thought would get us in trouble.

1:40.7

I'm going to go ahead and say that it was not something I said, but I was blamed.

2:37.6

Okay. So you are the culprit, but it was not your fault. Yes. Jake, got a guess, or did you load the goat line calls so you know the answer? I loaded the goat line calls, yeah. Oh, okay. Omar, I want to take a guess as to who's said something that's affinity. He plays those sound effects all the time. Sometimes it's things we said months ago. Maybe it's Vanessa calling to complain about him. Out of context. You know what? The only thing that I could think of was your remark yesterday that was on the line. Oh, yeah. That lady's pissed. On the line. I asked her about it. There was a few things. There were probably three things that jumped out for you. Let's not refocus everything that was said yesterday. Let's just listen to the message. Hold on, let's not turn this into a trial, guys. Jesus, we all say things. No, I had the audio from her. Hold on. Hi, this is in response to the comments made online about what you are going to do.

2:42.5

Klein is going to do to his wife while his kids are at summer camp, and you repeated that to your children.

2:48.7

And as an elementary school teacher, I can tell you that your kids will go to school and repeat those comments to other kids.

3:07.8

I told them, I said I was turn. I don't think you should repeat it. Go ahead. You don't think I should repeat it again? No, because I think that I do think it was so gross. But go ahead. Is this the balloon animal? Yeah, turning mom into a balloon animal. Huh. And apparently that was... Are you going to stand by it or?

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