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Well, riddles on the internet and that is uh with clickbait and i'll tell you what we're about to find out

how long we will we should be living for uh well let me start that again that that came out all backwards

think you got another two weeks i think based on that little stroke i had i have got less than 11

minutes left but the reality is that they have now come up with a new number. Humans theoretically could be living to this number. And if you think about it for a second, I don't know what the average age is. I think it's still in the 80s for men and women on the average. Really? I thought it was in the 70s, like late 70s. Oh, it dropped lower. I know we've been going down. I know we're going up for a while then down. But I thought it was early 80s. I thought women live longer than guys, too. I know women live longer than men, but I thought it was creeping up to like the late 70s. Well, they've looked at the numbers and the research and everything else going on, and they have a new number that theoretically humans realistically could and should be living for. Like this is how long our body can last?

Exactly.

And it's kind of crazy when you hear this,

and we'll get into it now with ClickBate.

Here we go.

Bye.

This is out today, by the way.

Right.

New research that says that according to experts, and they looked at a bunch of different experts from different, everything from brain, body, all of the different types of things that you would need.

And they have said now that humans theoretically could live to this number. This is the age. And I don't know what your quality of life would be, but they're saying that this is a realistic number that humans could be living toward. Like that weird biohacker guy? Well, that's what... You know, that guy is obviously trying to do what he can figure out. He wakes up and he's a handful of nuts, and that's all he has all day. And then I think he spends most of his day in one of those compression chamber. I mean, he's doing everything. He actually has a disease now. His stomach is eating itself. I know. Because he's so hungry because all he's had his handfuls of nuts. Stomach's going on starving. Give me some goddamn food. So that guy has an issue, but his stomach's eating itself.

And I don't know if that's going to end well for him, but probably not. But if you could, like, I think part of his thing, too, is, like, getting himself to such a cold temperature that he was essentially, like, freezing him. Sort of cryogenically freezing himself to last longer. I mean, there are a lot of people that were doing exactly what that guy's doing going,

it must be working for him.

And then the guy comes out and goes, my stomach's eating itself.

And they're like, never mind.

I'll eat some.

They'll talk. I mean, there are a lot of people that were doing exactly what that guy's doing going, it must be working for him. And then the guy comes out and goes, my stomach's eating itself. And they're like, never fine. I'll eat some del taco now. Why have I not been doing anything? So this is the number, though. And this is according to the experts. This is how long we could be living for. Trying to think about who the longest living person was.

I want to say it was like 120 years old or something close to it.

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