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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 4- Kevin Ryder and the Bit Reboot and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2026

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

0:23.4

That's right, $5.

0:25.2

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah, make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

0:31.2

This is the world famous K. Rock.

0:34.8

Yeah, welcome to your weekend, 10 o'clock.

0:36.7

On Friday morning, we are a Clownally Show on K Rock. Lots, welcome to your weekend, 10 o'clock. Thanks, God, it's Friday.

0:38.0

On a Friday morning, we are a Clown Alley Show on K Rock.

0:40.5

Lots to get to this hour. A Hall of Fame broadcaster will be on with us. Not us, none of us in this room, but his name is Kevin Ryder. You woke up with him for many, many years on K. Rock. Paved the way for many people. and he is being nice enough to let us try to revive some of his many very successful Hall of Fame worthy bits.

0:57.2

It's called Bit reboot or Rebit. And the one he gave us this time was the most difficult one yet. We did the Celebrity Refrigerator one that was rather successful. We did naked with grandma. Naked with Grandma. I think we did a honk for meat or at least a version of honk for meat, which became bark for meat. And this latest one was bathroom interviews. And it was not. This is the one that's going to be the standout for us. I would like to go back to this well again and again. I'd like to say that this will be the last time we ever do it. But Kevin Ryder will be on with us in moments. Well, he will dictate if you need to go and do it again.

1:29.1

Yeah, as always, he says,

1:30.3

he determines at the end of the bit reboot, that was funny, or it's not funny all these years later, and let's kill this one once and for all, and then we will decide. Right now, they're looking for you, call it 20 at 800, 5201067. got a spot for you.

1:41.7

The final spot we have

1:42.8

on the standby boarding list

1:43.9

to go see Def Kohn's in New Zealand.

1:46.2

We give that trip away Monday morning.

1:47.6

So if you get a random call from an unknown number or a block number on your Monday morning while you're still hung over from the weekend, please answer it. It could be us with the good news. You're packing your bags and going to New Zealand. If you don't win with us right now, don't worry. you'll have chances throughout the day, and then hopefully you win that trip. And then, of course, Monday will announce where you'll be going to next. Another international destination with a band that people will be very, very, very, very excited to go see. Oh, yes, a very rabid. Monday morning will give you that information if we don't blow it before them. It has been a very eventful show. We've had a lot of twists and turns, a lot of plot lines that have been wrapped up, a lot of spoilers, a lot of reveals that we were not expecting. And who knows what this hour will break. And if you're new to the show, my name is Klein, that is Ali. You've got DJ Omar Khan right there. That's Jake the nerd. That is post lady Johnny. And in the back is Vanessa. Vanessa. Raising with tea. Yes. Breaking stuff down right now. I just saw her in there. She was biting into a piece of venison. I don't even know if she got that. She was just eating a deer. She tracked it down. Did you just kill that deer and you're eating a carcass now? It's unbelievable. She's all jacked up on the tea. Let's say hi to call it 20, which puts us in Northridge and we say good morning to Natalie on K. Rock. Hi. No way. Oh my God. Let's go. Nice. You are the 20th caller. And if we call you back on Monday, save some of that excitement.

3:11.2

You will need it to pack your bags and go to New Zealand.

3:13.9

But your name's on the list. So hold on, all right?

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