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We are Klein Alley's show.

What an hour to be alive.

We're going to find out the result to the test test. The Big T tests, who on the show has the least amount of testosterone coursing through their body? And who has the most? And what does that mean? Does the winner get some sort of a throne, game of throne style, that they get to sit in every day during the show or behind the office behind the scenes?

Or are they just the best person on the show?

Why do we care?

We're not exactly sure.

But we got into the conversation.

And we have the official lab results that I believe are like 99.999 or 100% accurate.

So we'll figure out exactly who has the most tea on the show.

Seems like a lot of people, or at least people in Southern California,

are obsessed with their tea levels right now.

And hormone replacement therapy is definitely gaining steam.

But I have a problem with the way we're going to be determining the winner.

Why is that?

Because didn't we say there's going to be the monetary equivalent

of your number? Like say you have 800 nanograms of testosterone. You win that money.

Well, Vanessa and I aren't going to have those numbers, so we're automatically not going to win?

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