HOUR 4- Johnny's On-Air Mishap, Klein's New Sushi Spot and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.0	This is the world famous K. Rock.
0:34.9	Oh, yeah, welcome to your K Rock.
0:36.2	If you are not on the phones right now, you should be at 8005-20167. Got a spot for you on that standby boarding list so you can go see Sublime in the Netherlands. Destination number 10, if you're keeping track of K-Rock's Mile High Club. And if you haven't won a trip around the world just yet to see one of K-X's amazing bands. Well, now's your chance.
1:11.1	And maybe you didn't win the last one because you were destined to go see Sublime in the Netherlands. Yeah, that's what my wife always says when she doesn't win the lottery. I didn't win for a reason. Right. Because now's not my time to win the lottery. I need to win a bigger lottery later on. Smart thinking right.
1:12.4	That's a real loser talk right there.
1:13.3	But I get it.
1:11.4	She's trying to go ahead and convince herself that
1:15.3	losing's actually winning and that's what we'll do for you right now by getting you onto the
1:19.5	standby boarding list for some sublime. Now in the category of losers and we'll listen to this
1:25.1	audio in its entirety coming up, it is going to be very cringy. a lot of people calling in about postmaster johnny's giant on-air blunders that
1:32.2	happened on friday hey johnny um you know those times when klein is over here telling you things
1:38.4	and trying to instruct you and you're over here like uh so screw me uh me, uh, so screw me, uh, whatever. Uh, yeah, that's what happens, uh, when you don't listen. What happens in yesterday at around six o'clock when you just ruin the chili peppers. Anyways, sweet dibs and knockers. Johnny had one of the biggest on-air blunders,
2:01.8	perhaps in the history of KROC.
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