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This is the world famous Hay Rock. Going places around the world seems fun, but then the booking and the paying for it sucks, and you get that credit card bill after the trip, and you go, oh, I didn't even do the conversion right. Man, that really stinks. You don't have to worry about any of that right now because we put you on our dime and send you around the world. It's all part of K.Rok's Mile High Club has just announced a brand new destination. You be seen Sublime this time in the Netherlands, and we have a blank piece of paper in front of us, but all week we'll be collecting your names, and then a week from today we'll give that trip away so that you can travel and go see Sublime in Netherlands, and we say good morning to our first name that goes on the list is this sarah in long beach it is

all right you've made one giant step towards

international travel so we'll write down your name sarah as the top name on the

standby boarding list and if we call you back in a week get ready to go and see some

sublime in the netherlands all right i would love it thanks Thanks so much. Thank you for waking up with K Rock. And hold on one second. Allie, this hour on the show, March Badness is back, baby. Oh, yeah. A brand new bracket of badness. We will break down. And I think that we've all accepted the fact that robots have entered our lives in many different ways. So it makes sense that they would enter our bracket, which we usually only do humans. Usually only humans. Worse to the worst humans that you would see at the gym or at a wedding, etc. But today it's worse of the worst robots that you will encounter on a daily basis. And there's so many different ones that could be nominated and for different reasons. So bring us your bad robots. We'll get into that coming up later this hour on the show. Early nominee is the always broken down Roomba. Oh, man. Runs over one Barbie head and that thing can never work again. Dude, that was, was that something that we all, like, I was late to the party, but when I got

one, it was like, wow, well, this is amazing. Yeah, the first couple days were the room, but you're like, oh, man, this. You're like, my vacuuming days are over. Right, and then it runs into one thing, and it's like, or you finally have to, like, maintain it and clean out the filter or something and you're like all right forget this thing

so we'll accept your nominees a little bit later when we get into the bracket of badness so be ready for that and we have also we've you know been given away these uh spots on the standby boarding list but we do have tickets for you to go see Shane gillis at the Hollywood bowl on May 4th as part of Netflix is a joke so we'll make that for you as well. That's all coming up right here on KROQ.

Spring break is officially here.

If you're a fan of spring break, traditional spring break would just be getting hammered

and getting involved in what t-shirt contest and all that fun stuff.

I don't know what modern day spring break is like, but, you know, for people that drink year-round,

they're always as drunk as spring breakers are for one week of the year. So Jake was chatting with just a bunch of regular drunks to see if they had any advice for, you know, just the once-a-week drunks that are spring breakers, and they gave us some standard stuff. Meet a lot of people. Have fun. That's a guy who was sitting by himself at a bar in the middle of the day on a Tuesday.

Meet a lot of people. Make sure you meet people. This is what a woman said.

Be reckless. Take chances. Have a great time. Use a condom.

That's good, actually strong advice right there as well if you plan on, you know, going out and drinking heavily.

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