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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 4- Johnny Doesn't Know, Two Screen Homes and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2026

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. $5. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. This is the world famous K.Rock. All right, it's K. Rock. are a client, Alisha. How the hell are you?

0:37.7

If you need us, now would be a good time to call. 800520167. Why, you ask? Because we have a spot for you on a standby boarding list if you would like to travel to Lisbon and see recently Grammy Award winning band Turnstile. Great live band to see. and they've been doing a lot of shows this year

0:55.2

as their rabid fan base has been growing and growing and growing. And now some have argued fully officially mainstream once you've won that Grammy. Their live shows are crazy. If you want to get in, now it would be a great time to call on the thought alley that someone who we pick up in a moment that is caller 20 will have a pretty good

1:11.4

chance of winning this trip is kind of incredible. So hopefully it's you. It's going to be someone. Might as well be you. Which is going to Lisbon, which Johnny didn't know as a city. And I think that's what he thought I was. He thought I identified as Al's. He said that's where Ali's from, Lisbon. And he was not exactly right, but also kind of right. We'll bring Johnny in in a

1:29.9

moment for a little Johnny doesn't know and wine wine. He said that's where Ali's from, Lisbon. And he was not exactly right, but also kind of right.

1:28.3

Raging Lisbon.

1:29.1

We'll bring Johnny in in a moment for a little Johnny doesn't know, and Wine Week will continue. And he's got a lot of options today to drink. He could have some of that Sutter home. He hasn't had that yet. That's a classic. Or there's a big box there, the beat box. So we'll see what Johnny decides to drink as his dry January rolls into a very, very, very wet February here at K. Rock.

1:47.4

My grandma used to drink as his dry January rolls into a very, very, very wet February here at K Rock. My grandma used to drink set her home, and she was so shameless about it. I loved it. She got the little bottles too, or she go big, big bottles? No, the big ones. Big ones. And also she would do white zin. She wanted, she was a white zin lady. I think that's what we brought for Johnny today. I think it is the... Oh, that was her favorite. Grandma Georgie. In honor of All-Graham's grandma's favorite wine. We snuck it into the hospital for her. I believe it. I'm sure that's what probably ended her life. No, that made her more comfortable. I doubt it. She probably could have had another nice couple years run, but Allie's like, here you go, grandma. asked for it. Can't say no to a grandma. Snuck a bottle of white Zinn in here for you.

2:34.8

Let's go ahead and make someone's day instantly better, and then we'll give you a chance to win your way into a big Hollywood movie premiere on K Rock. But first, we say good morning to call it 20, which puts us in Compton, California. Is this Salvador? Hi, good morning.

2:35.9

Sweet dibbits.

2:36.3

Sweetibits, you are the 20th color.

2:40.1

No way.

2:41.4

Take a moment, let it soak in.

2:45.1

You've had a moment.

2:46.0

How do you feel now?

2:47.1

Now that it's soaked in, how are you feeling?

2:50.4

Honestly, pretty good.

2:51.4

I've been calling for a couple times.

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