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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2026

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. This is the world famous K. Rock. Oh, yeah, welcome to your K Rock. We are a Klein Alley show. My name's Klein, that is Ali. You got the DJ Omar Khan back at it again. A lot of theories as to where DJ Omar Khan was the last few days. He claims he was sick and dealing with something flu like. But there's this theory, which I think is a good one. I don't know. What are you talking about? Listen to this. Sweet dips guys.
0:54.8	I was kind of find out if Omar was taking matters into his own hands and out hunting the ravens that went through Jackie and Shadow's nest.
1:04.4	Oh, yeah.
1:05.1	I think that's probably what he was doing on Monday.
1:08.3	Sweet tips guys.
1:09.1	A lot of theories that Omar caught bird flu while trying to avenge the death of the egg
1:13.5	of the Big Bear Eagles.
1:15.8	Yes.
1:16.3	That's stupid Raven.
1:17.0	That one loves.
1:17.9	That theory makes no sense whatsoever.
1:19.2	No one loved Eagle Cam more than Omar.
1:21.2	Now his Eagle Cam has completely shut down because the eggs have gone missing.
1:25.4	What's wild, though, to me, is that 6,000 people are still watching that stream. And Jackie and Shadow are gone. They just, they left. Well, she might give another egg or something, is what I heard. People are away. Don't they call it a clutch or something? A clutch? It was some weird, bizarre name that I saw. They got a backup egg that she can just crack out in emergency or something.
1:45.6	I don't know.
1:45.9	I don't know what the hell is happening.
1:47.4	Are you still on the, are you still one of the 6,000 that's still locked in?
1:51.8	Not to you mention it.
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