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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 4- Johnny Doesn't Know, Man vs Machine and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8673 Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2026

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. This is the world famous K.Rock. The morning, 10 o'clock has officially come.

0:38.5

We are Klein Alley Show.

0:39.2

This is K. Rock.

0:40.6

A bonus hour can begin.

0:42.8

We will be doing a bonus podcast today as well.

0:44.2

It's called Klein Ali Showertime.

0:47.6

It will drop, I don't know, an hour after we get off the air.

0:49.7

And there's a lot of profanity and swearing.

0:51.5

Allie occasionally takes her pants off.

0:52.3

Oh, sometimes.

0:54.4

Sometimes the shirt as well. It can be good time. Oh, he had her pull her panties over her head that one time.

0:56.2

She tried to pull her underwear over her head and the greatest party trick ever. I got him up to my boobs. Yeah, it was incredible and that's all stuff that happens on the Klein Ali Showvertime bonus podcast. Right now, though, looking for caller 20 at 800520-1067 so we can get you on a standby boarding list to go to Mexico City and see Royal Otis.

1:12.3

That's the trip we're giving away.

1:13.3

It's destination number five. K-Rox Mile High Club, and we need you and we need your name on this list right now. The same way that Ali's stepfather needs the throat go. We need your name on this list so that we can go ahead and give away a trip.

1:28.2

And we'll be sending you all over the world to see all of K. Rock's greatest bands. And next up, it is Mexico City and you and Royal Otis. And we'll do that right now for Caller 20. It's kind of nice to know that we might be responsible for some really great hotel sex, not having to do with my mother at all. I think that's an amazing thing that we can be a part of.

1:44.4

That's why we're giving away this trip to Catalina Island as well for Valentine's Day. sex, not having to do with my mother at all. I think that's an amazing thing that we can be a part of.

1:44.4

That's why we're giving away this trip to Catalina Island as well for Valentine's Day. I would love to talk to Steve and get his point of view on how things are gone. Nope, I think we're good. Oh, that'd be awesome. Nope, nope, nope. Jesus medicine. Hold on. You're,

1:58.1

you're refusing to let us talk to your stepdad number three.

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