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This is the world famous K.R.

Good morning.

Welcome to your K. Rock just after 9 o'clock on a Wednesday. Some weather in Southern California for a rare change. Not much, but something. We got lots to get to this hour, kick things off by getting you on the standby boarding list so we can send you to Mexico City for Royal Otis. And we will do that in a moment. Then we'll get into some Valentine's Day card redos. The jokes inside the cards, not great. We'll try to make them better with your help. Well, my mom was the one who found the best Valentine's Day card ever, and it was a birthday card originally. Very, very sexual card, if I remember correctly. About candles getting blown. Candles aren't the only thing getting blown today. According to Ali's mom, she is the

throat goat, the one and only. I wonder if she has a recommendation for a Valentine's Day card. I bet she does, and I bet you it's all just treat the shaft like the envelope. I bet you that's going to be her advice. All throat, no teeth. That's good advice. Not much of a card, but that's good advice.

How would you like to go see this band?

Do you like to go see this band?

Do you have to, do you have to let her linger?

You're so fucking good. If you take much from Who's a part of that out

Your so f***ing gorgeous

If you're a man on the dance floor

If your name is Sven

And you are listening to us in Glendale right now

Hello, Sven.

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