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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 670 Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2025

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right, $5.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah, make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.3	This is the world famous K-Rock.
0:35.0	Hell yeah. Welcome to your K-Rock.
0:37.2	Welcome to your Klein Alley Show.
0:38.3	It is a bonus hour, as Omar Khan calls it, a bogus hour, which means we are together
0:43.3	yet again, and right now we kick things off by giving you tickets to K Rock's almost acoustic
0:47.3	Christmas on the floor.
0:49.3	So you'll be up close and personal with the big bands, making lifetime core memories, as K-Rock has been
0:54.9	helping you experience for the past 34 years. Talk to someone today that was crying because
1:00.6	they have been trying, listening, quote 24-7, finally got their tickets. I hope these tickets
1:05.4	go to someone who is willing and deserving, needs a night off, needs a night out, and we'd love
1:10.5	to give them to you right now if you
1:11.7	are color 20 at 800 5201067 I this is when I really feel for the procrastinators of the world
1:19.5	the people that risked at all they're like you know what I'm not going to buy I'm not going to I'm just
1:23.1	going to figure it out and something will present itself an opportunity and it could be right now.
1:28.4	Hopefully this is your chance. We also have another pair of tickets to give you later this hour
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