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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 3: The Newspaper Machine (feat. Amin Elhassan)

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.732.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

"I'm sad." The show is on the hunt for both a newspaper and a pay phone, things Dan cannot believe are so difficult to find anywhere in Miami. Plus, Amin stops by for his Weekend Observations, including the drama between the Milwaukee Bucks and Giannis Antetokounmpo, his HOF credentials, and some truly terrible puns. And Tony introduces a new game called, "Who He Play For?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stucats podcast.

0:07.6

This feels totally different. I don't know what I'm going to do. I feel disoriented. This is the first ever hour three of our program.

0:16.9

We have now retired the big suey and we have simply the local hour, which is the first hour, hour one, which is not the first hour.

0:26.1

Hour one is the second hour.

0:28.1

Hour two is the third hour.

0:30.0

Our three is the fourth hour, and then the postgame is what comes after all of that.

0:35.6

So this is all going to be in one place for you and you will be

0:39.7

able to find it nice and clean. I don't know how many people will miss the Big Sui. I don't know

0:44.8

how much nostalgia there will be for the Big Sui. It looks like Zaz doesn't care at all. It doesn't

0:51.1

look like he's emotional in any way whatsoever. He doesn't sound nearly

0:55.5

as sad as Illinois coach Brad Underwood, whose sound we're going to get to in a second because I am

1:01.7

the harvester of sorrow. You have no emotions about this whatsoever, no attachment whatsoever to the

1:07.3

Big Sui. Corrects? One thing is certain. People are going to miss the rotating opens that the Big Sui had.

1:16.5

Is they going to miss anything else, or is that going to be the only thing?

1:19.1

There are no rotating opens. It's been the same one for like six years.

1:22.6

I felt like the EP would have gotten around to it at some point, but not we just like, you know.

1:27.1

We powered through. This works. Let me get to this sound of Illinois coach, Brad, Dan, finally. Underwood, because, yeah, you know, I'm the harvester of sorry. I heard this, and I was like, man, would Dan love this sound? Well, I'm going to, I'm going to come back to tell you a doubly sad story on the end of this.

1:45.5

So if you want to, just fast forward through a little bit of the debut voyage of Hour 3.

1:51.9

I suggest that you do that now if you don't want just, you know, two or three minutes of sadness.

1:57.3

And we'll get back to the hijinks in a second.

1:59.3

But let's start with Brad Underwood being

2:01.8

sad. I feel sad. I'm sad. If you want to know the truth, I'm sad. But I'll reflect on some of the

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