Hour 2: Dan's Tobacco Story

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.7 • 32.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2026

⏱️ 39 minutes

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"Eagle Eye, NASCAR Nate, College Mike, Me, 10 Day Tony, and THE WATERMELON MAN." No matter how much you try to get him to do it, Zaslow will NOT speak for Black people. Also, did you know Papi is a thief and that Kobe is God? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Against the spread is presented by Draft Kings.
0:17.3	Draft Kings.
0:18.0	The Crown is yours.
0:19.3	Roy, what do we got?
0:19.9	All right, we got Blackhawks at Sharks tonight. Big game for the Sharks. Six straight
0:23.5	loss is after a road win for the Blackhawks. And in this matchup between the Black
0:28.5	Hawks and Sharks, the home team has covered the puck line in six straight games.
0:34.1	So go with the Sharks. They need this one. The other favorites add a goal and a half.
0:37.4	It's right. Tony. Going with the sharks. They need this one. The other favorites at a goal and a half against the spread.
0:38.3	Tony.
0:39.3	Going with the national championship tonight, Michigan versus Yukon. The Wolfrenes are getting.
0:45.3	Minus six and a half. I'm getting them on Draft King Sportsbook. Tony, Jesus, get your shit together today.
0:51.1	Please. The microphone's right in front of you.
0:54.1	Minus six and a half. I'm going to take Michigan against the spread against Yukon, who's, you know, getting to the last of their... Get a deep breath. Go pose your thoughts. Destiny run. Ends tonight. My boy, it's rattled. Maybe water. I just, I can't get a word out. Everybody wants to jump down my throat. Don't be a cuck. You know I'm not a cuck. That's his gimmick. Michigan minus six and a half against his friend. Thank you, Tony. Appreciate you. No, you don't. No, you don't, by the way.
1:27.8	No, you don't.
1:28.4	Not today.
1:28.9	You do not appreciate it.
1:29.9	Get some fresh air.
1:31.1	Appreciate you trying to power through.
1:33.6	I didn't say I was going to appreciate you in general.
1:36.5	I appreciate that you've tried to power through when clearly you're falling apart.
1:42.4	I want to show the video audience something that the audio audience will
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