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This is the world famous K.Rourke.

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Looking for you right now if you'd like to travel

into New Zealand and see Def Tones. And why wouldn't you? Huh? Long trip. Amazing K-Rock band. It's all part of K-Rawks Mile High Club. We've got spots on the standby boarding list and we're looking for your name right now. The more confusing the name, the better. That's what I say. 8005201067. We'll pick up call it 20 and get you on the air and then, of course, get you on the standby boarding list. And hopefully, by early next week, get you on the plane so that you're off to that show. Lots to get into this hour here at K-Rock. We kick things off by figuring out if Jake was successful another day of attempting to score free donuts,

which apparently is the world's easiest mission. We're just trying to prove a point here. You know, 818 said that he should show up today in the eagle costume for free Jackie and Shadow Donuts. Oh, the Jackie Shadow Donut day. That'd be a great idea. We have these Eagle costumes. I think we're stuck with him, so he might as well wear one in there. I think that's the ridiculousness is that now that he's gone to costumes for his free donor.

We just have to go more absurd costumes. I think we're stuck with him, so he might as well wear one in there. I think that's the ridiculousness is that now that he's gone to costumes for his free donut, we just have to go more absurd costumes every day. And I can't wait to see the footage of the meta-glasses inside that. Inside that ridiculous costume. He just like, e-e-e- So we will get to that in a moment if you're following along at all. the theory around here is that Krispy Cream doesn't even know what promotions they're running anymore. They've got too many.

You just go in there and claim anything and they'll hand your donuts. in a moment if you're following along at all, the theory around here is that Krispy Cream doesn't even know what promotions they're running anymore.

They've got too many that you just go in there and claim anything and they'll hand your donut. So Jake has been putting that theory to the test every day and has yet to be rejected. We say hi to caller 20, which puts us on Olivia. Good morning. Good morning. You are the 20th caller, which means you're now on the standby boarding list to go see Deaf Tones in New Zealand, all right? Oh my gosh. Thank you so much. You are very welcome. You'll be even more appreciative if we call you back on Monday to deliver the good news that you're packing your bags and going. So hold on, all right? Yes, we will. Thank you. Yep, and good luck.

And if you didn't get on the spot,

standby boarding list just now,

don't worry, every hour, all day long, straight up through 6 p.m., more chances to hop on the list. All right, as we were speaking about a moment ago, The Sphere in Vegas, the next big band to take over. the sphere before Metallica is no doubt.

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