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And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. This is the world famous K.R. Oh, yeah, good morning. Welcome to your K. Rock. It's after 8 o'clock on a Wednesday. We are Klein Alley Show. This hour, lots to get into and lots to give you as well, including some tickets for K-Rock Storms Bear Mountain, lift tickets, four of them for you. So you've got some friends, or relatives, maybe you have five kids. You've got to pick your favorites, bring up to the mountain for a free concert, Jacob's Castle. That'll be happening this weekend. And we will do that in moments with a little lightning round of Johnny doesn't know and speaking to Johnny yesterday he did spin the wheel of punishments we found out for his losing the force resolutions he was going to go through a car wash with the top down of his car and a lot of people are saying this is a terrible idea hey guys um I think you you need to reconsider letting Johnny re-spin the punishment wheel.

If you send them to a drive-thew car wash and an open-top convertible, I'm pretty sure you're going to get them killed. If the giant whipping cylinders of death don't do it, the hypothermia definitely will because the water in those things is freezing. It is? It is? those same whipping cylinders of death are going to tear apart the interior of that car and probably Johnny too. If he or any other part of that car gets tangled up in the mechanics of the car wash, it's going to damage it and I don't think the owner will be very happy. Those things are like a million dollars a pop. Johnny, you're on my list of top six favorite people on the Klein and Alley show, And I don't want to see you die, man. You're welcome. Sweet David. So that guy is very concerned that if we send Johnny through the car wash with the top down of his car, that he will end up dying. And there's been quite a few calls of people concerned that we should not do that to Johnny. Well, I think a lot of people just said it's a waste of a perfectly good car. And also that the car wash themselves might not allow Johnny to go through the car wash like this.

Right, but we don't have to necessarily let them know.

He can just be like one of those idiots that accidentally, you know, everyone at some point has accidentally put their windows down on the car wash before.

Yeah, but it needs to be a car wash that's not supervised.

Like the ones that you just put the,

you swipe the card and go in.

Right, right.

Because the ones that are man.

Do not drive your car through a car wash with the top down.

It will destroy it.

And if it's least,

you're responsible for all the damages.

Do not listen to them. Do not drive your car through a car wash with the top down. You will destroy it. All right. Well, enough. Everyone's trying to rain on our fun parade here. Destroy Shishmoi. Johnny decided to stop drinking. So he had this coming his way, right? I mean, he's the one who quit. He's probably going to want to start again after this happens.

He's going to need to it.

He sees the bill if he tries to return that lease.

So Johnny will be in here in a moment if you'd like to play a little lightning around and Johnny doesn't know. One question stands between you and four lift tickets to K.Rock Storm's Bear Mountain. Give us a call now 800.5201067.

That'll be coming up the second.

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