HOUR 3- Klein's Scary Clown, Clickbait and MORE
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 671 Ratings
🗓️ 22 October 2025
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it. |
| 0:04.6 | No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:24.0 | And it's convenient... skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly |
| 0:23.3 | recommend. |
| 0:24.0 | And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. |
| 0:27.4 | And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. |
| 0:30.5 | This is the world famous K-Rock. |
| 0:34.5 | Good morning, Emily, you're on K-Rock as we kick off a brand new hour of the show. What's up? Klein. So I was just listening and you said that Cinebond has the free smells. It's Jimmy John. Jimmy Johns has the free smells. Yeah, that's coming through on the text line as well. They have a sign that says free smells. Free smells. Free smell? That sign should be on more places. I mean, technically all smells are free, but I mean, I guess Jimmy John smells like fresh baked bread, I guess. |
| 1:00.5 | Yeah, but I would rather fresh baked pretzels. Yeah, I don't think you can pick it. Someone did say that once again our show is convinced them to start eating stuff. |
| 1:09.0 | Hey, Alie. I just had Jersey mice for the first time because Klein wouldn't shut up about it. Thank you. And it was so, so good. You're welcome. Really loved it. I think they should probably sponsor you guys. They should. All right, that's all I wanted to say. It's crazy. How much we talk about how much we love that place. We don't even need a sponsorship. I just want free Jersey mics. Just suck up a free sandwich every once in a while. That's all I care about. I don't even want free Jersey mics. I would just like one to be right here in the studio. I want Jersey's Mike's Jersey. I want to be sponsoring. Yeah, sponsor that. Yeah, no, I get it. Listen, we are starving. We are ravenous. We spend most of the show, very hungry, |
| 1:45.2 | Ali brings in her little portion controlled whatever the hell she's eating, and she goes to town on it during the show. Vanessa is eating constantly during the show. Yesterday, she was chomping on something. That's not true. Yesterday? I forget, it was today. I went in, I said, you're eating again. And you said, yeah, but what's it to you? |
| 1:59.5 | You got all tough with me. |
| 2:00.6 | Because I wasn't talking on air, so I was like, why are you asking, buddy? See? That's my point. What's the big idea? Yeah, she got, like, real tough with me about it. But what were you eating yesterday? Just chips. Yeah, just leave people alone if they eat. Just because you like a manorexic during the day doesn't mean other people can't eat things. |
| 2:19.5 | I wish I was eating right now. |
| 2:20.6 | Did you offer a... Just leave people alone if they eat. Just because you like are manorexic during the day. |
| 2:18.0 | Doesn't mean other people can't eat things. I wish I was eating right now. Do you offer a, Vanessa, do you offer Klein any? No, but we have chips in the office if you want one. We do. We have a whole thing of like flaming hot everythings. You ain't got to flame everything, Allie. That's what we say. It is. It's just a box of flaming stuff. |
| 2:34.8 | And I've got tons of writs. |
| 2:36.1 | I am angry all the time, dude. You are. |
| 2:37.0 | You got to eat something. |
| 2:37.9 | I think I do. You ain't got to flame everything, Allie. That's what we say. It is. It's just a box of flaming stuff. |
| 2:34.8 | And I've got tons of wits. |
| 2:36.1 | I am angry. |
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