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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.
0:04.6	No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.
0:24.0	And it's convenient... Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.
0:24.0	And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day.
0:27.4	And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.
0:30.2	You have a 75% higher risk of an early death if you are not eating this.
0:35.9	That is one of the many questions that we will tackle
0:37.9	as we solve all of the internet's biggest riddles in clickbait. Here we go.
0:46.7	It's the internet. Internet never lies to you.
0:51.7	Bate. Designed two reasons and two reasons only. Clickbait, masturbate.
0:55.0	We can only do one of them on the radio, so it's time for some clickbait.
0:57.0	And here we go.
0:58.0	We will get to that in just a moment.
1:00.0	But let's start with this.
1:02.0	According to experts, the loneliest day for singles is not Valentine's Day.
1:08.0	It is one day of the year.
1:11.6	New research shows this is officially the loneliest day for single people.
1:15.6	This is when they feel the loneliest.
1:17.1	What day do you believe it is?
1:18.7	It does, I will say this.
1:20.6	It does coincide with a holiday, but it's not Valentine's Day.
1:25.2	Gosh, I imagine that this is New Year's.
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