New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.

You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course you can handle.

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

San Bernardino International Airport.

When airports smell great.

This is the world famous K-Rock.

Here's your mission should you choose to accept it.

Listen for not one, but two at, no doubt songs back to back.

It's called A Block of No Doubt, and when you hear that happen, give us a call and demand your access to see No Doubt at the Sphere in Vegas.

Shows that were announced, it feels like over a year ago at this point, when the sphere turned into a giant orange.

Oh, I love that. That was the teaser, and then the speculation became rumor, rumor became reality, and now the shows are almost here, and we can't wait to get you to see, no doubt in the sphere. I know Ali is excited because she bought tickets. Then, of course, immediately bought her Spirit Airline tickets. Those planes have all been canceled. Yep, don't know how I'm going to get there anymore, but I'll be there somehow. She's got tickets to the show,

but no way to get to the show. If you win, by the way, by hearing a block of no doubt this morning with us or any time during the day, you will not only get yourself access to the show. We will get you to Vegas and put you up in Vegas as well.

Yeah, that's all the logistics that you don't have to worry about. That's just work time saved on your part.

Congratulations. I know, Ali's going to the show. I think Johnny's going to the show. Johnny's going next weekend. So a lot of people are very excited about no doubt at the sphere.

And once they go ahead and power wash that fish fan smell out of there, I'm sure it'll be as good as new and ready for you to enjoy yourself some no doubt.

Also this hour... And once they go ahead and power wash that fish fan smell out of there, I'm sure it'll be as good as new and ready for you to enjoy yourself some no doubt.

Also this hour on the show, in fact, in moments, we give you a chance to win your way into Smartless Live, the podcast at the Hollywood Bowl on October 17th.

Tickets on Sellnottetmaster.com.

But you can win your smartless tickets if you're able to tackle

Johnny's. And boy, talk about smartless. A little round of Johnny doesn't know. It's one question,

a lightning round edition of Johnny doesn't know in a moment. If you'd like to play, you can give

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