New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

San Bernardino International Airport.

When airports smell great.

This is the world famous K.R.

Oh yeah, welcome to your Monday.

It's K. Rock.

We are Klein Alley's show.

Lots to get into this hour. Lots of chance of you to your Monday. It's Kay Rock. We are Klein Alley's show. Lots to get into this hour.

Lots of chance of you to win stuff. Money, tickets, trips to Vegas. You got to listen for those back-to-back.

No-doubt songs. We call that a block of no doubt. And we get you to the sphere in Vegas, hotel, and even help you get to Vegas as well.

It will not be on spirit. That much we can guarantee.

Also, this hour, I think we'll bring back a little don't be a dick as we try to save society once and for all.

And we will accept open nominees when we tell you the topic this week for Don't Be a Dick.

Do your part to make this a better place to live for us and everyone else.

Right now, though, let's go ahead and make someone's day instantly better as we are about to award destination number 13. And we've been sending 12 just random listeners of this radio station. It's the only thing they have in common. They probably live in Southern California. They probably listen to K. Rock. Other than that, though, these are different people, different ages, different walks of life. And they've all won trips to travel around the world and see some of K. Rock's best artists. And we're going to do that again right now as we give away a trip to Zurich, Switzerland. Probably one of the most beautiful places in the entire world. no matter what time of year you go and I've never been to that city but Switzerland is like

who never been to that city, but Switzerland is like, who. Never been, but apparently it's always on these lists of best of whatever. And it's almost impossible to become a citizen of Switzerland without being born there. Is that true? They're picky, yeah. Why is that? Just because they don't want duches in their country. Okay. So they're just, you have to pass the douche test. I think it's a really, really long process. Let's hope we're not calling a douche right now. We are calling someone who is currently on a standby boarding list. And they will be traveling via not Spirit Airlines if they answer. If not, we just move on to another name until someone answers our calls. Hello. Hi, is this Brittany? Yes. Brittany, we are live on K-Rock right now. My name's Klein. That right there is Ali. Good morning. Oh, my goodness. Good morning. Do you have any reason to suspect why we'd be calling you right now. No way. Did I win?

You are moving from the standby boarding list to the garbage.

Oh.

No, that's not true.

You're moving to the actual boarding list.

You're going to Switzerland.

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