New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

San Bernardino International Airport.

When airports smell great.

This is the world famous K.Rock.

Foo Fighters!

That's right.

You'd love to send you there.

It's K-Roc's Road Trip USA, celebrating this fine country of ours by sending you to all sorts of

different cities to see all sorts of different K-Rock bands.

And just announced yesterday, continuing to add your name, it is Foo Fighters, this time in Nashville. So if you'd like to be that person to win that trip, you must call right now. And we'll pick up call it 20 in a moment. Then we'll get into some clickbait. Allie, heart surgeons are warning you. This is the one drink you should avoid that they're calling liquid death, and no, it's not actual liquid death. So be aware that something you're drinking, according to heart surgeons, is going to kill you.

We will get into that in some clickbait.

And what is the rudest thing that you can do at a beach as we're now officially in beach season?

All things we will get into coming up.

And then, of course, we have, I'm very excited about this, But a brand-new old people secret. Here's our old person. Maybe it's 10, 4.3 in the morning. I'd have been shown away and listening to Jackie Rock saying on the thing, you know. And you read the idea. So just to give you an idea. And you are old as hell.

That is the old person we'll be talking to today that will give us a secret to help you live forever.

So if it's not enough to win tickets from us, we give you the gift of eternal life and so much more.

This hour also, we will celebrate your relationship revenge stories.

Sometimes any relationship is not enough. You must get sweet revenge. And what does that mean? It means different things for different people. We will not judge. We will just hear your stories. And one of you will win that trip to go see a slightly stupid sublime San Diego at Petco Park. It's all part of the Field of Dreams Festival. All right, let's say hi now to the 20th

caller, which puts us in Ontario, California. Good morning, Mario.

Hey, how's going? It's going great. You are the winner, and that means we write your name on a list,

and if we call you back, you're going to Nashville to see foo fighters.

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