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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 2- Vegan Wings, Coke-chella and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

0:04.6

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient... Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day.

0:27.4

And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

0:30.4

This is the world famous, J-Rond.

0:34.1

This will be the hour for you to get some Coachella tickets. Just announced. The lineup's out there. The strokes will be playing. Not the big font, though. I'm surprised. Vivo will be there. Turnstile will be there. But, of course, the big font goes to Sabrina Carpenter and Justin Bieber. And Carol G. But you will get in this hour. We've got tickets yesterday

0:55.5

got to give away the first pair of the new Coachella season today. This hour we give away

0:59.7

another pair. I'm very excited about this, Sally. We will be turning Coachella into

1:03.5

Coca-Cella. We have sped up all of the bands, or at least some of the bands that will be there

1:08.9

at a, what I would argue, a huge

1:13.2

cocaine level.

1:14.5

I mean, we've sped these up so much so.

1:17.4

Charlie Sheen level.

1:18.5

They're doing a Charlie Sheen slash secondhand Cindy level of cocaine.

1:23.1

And if you're able to figure out which Coachella band you are hearing, you could score yourself tickets to the actual Coachella with a new game called Cokecella. Yeah, we were listening to some of the songs, I mean, hits, right, that we play on K-Rock. And if you listen to them at four or five times speed, it is tough to determine which songs they are. But then if you know band's well enough, and there are a few you're

1:44.5

excited about, you should be able to get it.

1:46.2

I'll give you a tease right now, but this will not, we'll begin to this later this morning on the show, but it's called Coca-cella. Here you go. Hey, you, over there, I wish it's all your own-d-way. What are you doing in a city-down? You should be on something else. and then the band continues to tell you about their screenplay that they're working on.

2:05.4

That is what Coachella.

2:06.6

Play that question at that speed.

2:09.1

We should play.

2:10.5

We should play up.

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