Cokechella
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 671 Ratings
🗓️ 17 September 2025
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it. |
| 0:04.6 | No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:24.0 | And it's convenient... skip the drive and fly hassle-free the San Bernardino International Airport the only airport on the |
| 0:21.8 | planet that we wholeheartedly recommend and it's convenient you got low-cost parking five bucks a day |
| 0:27.2 | and speaking of hassle here's another episode of Klein Alley show what a lineup announced unexpectedly |
| 0:32.4 | months earlier than normal people usually need time to process all the fake meme lineups to be released, and then people can finally focus on the real one. But this year, they said, let's just cut right to it. Let's get that lineup out there immediately. Let's beat the memes. So people want the tickets. These are not cheap tickets. So let's give them to you before you can even buy them. And let's give them to you before anyone else can give them to you. because that's how roll here at k rock what a lineup hopefully you've been studying up for a chance to play a brand |
| 0:58.2 | new game that we've invented here called kokechella where we've coked up all of the kochella bands |
| 1:04.0 | sped up their music if you're on coke right now they'll probably sound very normal but for everyone |
| 1:09.5 | else are going to sound incredibly fast some people just know what i love cocaine Vanessa i know and that's why we're doing this |
| 1:15.6 | because you told us about this game you said this was your idea from the very beginning we gave a lot |
| 1:21.8 | of other ideas and you said we're doing cocacella and you got really mad so we were like fine |
| 1:26.4 | talked about it all night long so we're |
| 1:28.6 | doing it's really passionate but some people just have an ear for that kind of thing like |
| 1:34.1 | you listen to podcasts at two or three times speed don't you not on purpose oh it just don't know |
| 1:40.1 | how to fix it but yes it's it's it's unnerving and it does put me in a stressed out state of mind. Well, I mean, you're always in a stressed out state of mind. But I think some people just like listening to things faster because they feel like he can absorb it better for some reason. We're going to get to the game in a moment. Quickly, though, I just wanted, there's a guy wanted to just quickly chime in on that a goat line call we just played. Hey, Manuel. Good morning, guys. |
| 2:04.7 | Hey, what's There's a guy wanted to just quickly chime in on that goat line call we just played. |
| 2:01.6 | Hey, Manuel. |
| 2:20.5 | Good morning, guys. Hey, what's going on quickly? Because we've got to get to this game, and there's a lot of people that want to win Coachella ticket. So what's your story? I've been in jail for nearly two months, and I caught up on the show in the last than two weeks. I don't know what this lady is doing with her day or anything, but how is she not caught up? |
| 2:18.8 | Yes. on the show in the last two weeks up. I don't know what this lady is doing with her day or anything, but how is she not caught up? |
| 2:21.0 | Yes, this woman was behind at the beginning of the year. |
| 2:24.7 | She was back in October, and it seems like she's gotten farther and farther behind, |
| 2:28.2 | but she's very dedicated to catching up, but you're saying you did it in two weeks? |
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