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This is the Jesse Kelly Show.

It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly show.

Another hour of the Jesse Kelly show on an amazing Tuesday.

So this hour, at some point I'll get to some emails, hopefully, but I got to do a few

things, so let me lay it all out for you.

One, I have to tell you my ninja throwing star champion story, which I'm

going to get to in a moment. Two, I got a bunch of emails about the Trump versus Thomas

Massey primary while it was gone. It's probably not fair for me to just skip that whole thing,

so I'll talk about it with you. Probably make you mad, but whatever. We'll get to that.

Then we'll do some emails and other things coming up in the second hour of the Jesse

Kelly show.

So I already mentioned I was in Japan doing a World War II tour, took some time to go to the samurai,

well, one of the samurai slash ninja museums.

I don't know why you're shaking, laughing, Chris.

Why are you laughing?

It was amazing for your information.

I got some information on how they crafted Japanese samurai swords and whatnot,

but you don't just show up at the museum and walk through on your own. They take large

groups of people at a time and they escort you through the museum to educate you on all the

different things that are going on here.

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