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On a Tuesday, I missed you so, so much.

We have so much to discuss. I know I've been gone. I know you probably

didn't listen yesterday because it was Memorial Day. We did do a Memorial Day show yesterday to

honor the fallen. You go listen to that if you would like. But today, as promised, I am back,

back. I've missed goofing off with you we have political stuff to discuss I have

look I'm going to warn you right now I'm going to be that guy what do I mean by that guy well I was on

vacation I'll get to your emails in a minute I I was on vacation. It was just vacation. Okay.

Nobody likes that guy who goes on vacation while everyone else is working and then gets back from vacation

and tells you about all the fun he had and all the great things he was doing while he was on

vacation and you were working. Nobody likes that guy. And I'm going to be that guy tonight.

I'm making you a solemn promise. No, I did. There was really cool stuff, funny stuff. We'll discuss it. I was in Japan for two weeks.

I did. Look, I got, I came back to this and I'm not exactly sure how to deal with this going

forward. We'll get to politics in just a few. I have e-bills like this. I couldn't,

praying for your family. I know there's something wrong. I miss you. Hopefully all as well.

Jesse, are you okay? I pray you're okay after my dog. You're almost like my best friend.

You make my days brighter. Jesse, I guess you've finally been fired. I'm disappointed in your

management since I know you would have told us

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