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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

0:04.6

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient... Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day.

0:27.4

And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show.

0:30.5

This is the world famous Hayrock.

0:34.3

We have a lady on the phone right now, Allie, that has testosterone coursing through her veins. Oh, cool. You know what? I'm considering this. Hold on. Is this Bruce? Good morning. Hi. Oh, I'm sorry. Hi. This is Shaline. Shaline. Very different name. She can't take the bad jokes. She's a handsome woman. Shaline, how long have you been... Testosterone doesn't make you funny. How long have you been taking testosterone? I've been on testosterone for four and a half months and it has changed my life. All right. Explain now. Allie claims it makes you much horny or true or false. Are you having sex right now? Absolutely. Well, no, I'm driving my kids to school. So this is going to be an interesting conversation.

1:13.8

All right. Yes. Okay. And how did you find, like, how are you getting your testosterone?

1:18.9

Snorting it?

1:19.5

So there's a clinic called Evolve Anti-Aging Clinic in the Valley. And there's a gentleman there named Michael.

1:27.0

And I went in there and I went in there

1:28.7

because I was tired and I'm early 50s and I was like my S-H-I-T is off. I don't feel like myself.

1:35.2

So he started me on some hormones but he added testosterone and I was like yeah I don't need that.

1:39.7

I'm not a guy. I don't have those parts and he said ask me a couple questions specifically one about my

1:45.7

sex life and I was like yeah I'm I'm that girl he's like okay let's do this so I take a shot

1:51.3

every Friday I microdose it and now Friday are no longer TGIF now it's freaky Friday

1:57.4

oh yeah wow so in just a short amount of time you you've been on this testosterone now for a few months.

2:02.5

You are all ready to go, horned up and ready to go, every Friday.

2:07.1

Every Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, every day of the week.

2:12.6

You're just horny all the time.

2:14.0

Can you your man to keep up with you?

2:16.5

Yes.

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