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Now, great news as we kick off a brand new hour of the show.

We're about to give someone a call, change their life forever. Send them to England for some somber. But remember how we were talking about? We saw that the rhino from Ace Ventura was up for grabs at an auction. You could own that whole rhino, the rhino that gave birth to Ace Ventura and he climbed out of the accident. We must own it.

And we were thinking we should get it

and put it here in the KROC studio

and every time we have a guest come in the studio they can climb through the rhino ass and recreate the uh the scene from ace vintura well we found the people that actually own the rhinos they own the whole rhino they're auctioning it off and we're going to try to butter them up in a moment and so they give it to us it hits the auction block, because we think it'll go for way too much money. That's going to need a lot

of buttering. It's going to need a lot of buttering. Because I think that thing was going for

$12,000 last time we checked, and I think it's gone way up from there. Yeah, it's huge, too. I mean, you remember that movie, Ace Ventura, what an iconic scene.

But we're going to talk to this guy in just a moment.

Right now, though, let's go ahead and change someone's life forever

by giving the good news that someone is moving from that standby boarding list, which means nothing to anyone.

When you actually get on the boarding list, that's the real stuff, Allie. So here we go. Let's go ahead and give someone a call. Hopefully they answer. We did warn you guys answer. A lot of times we do these calls

live on the air and the people don't actually pick up and then we just have to move down the list.

So someone that was on the standby boarding list is a waiting.

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