HOUR 2: Lions Schedule Thoughts + Why Valenti Isn't Overreacting To Anything
The Valenti Show
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🗓️ 15 May 2026
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | three o'clock good to have you guys with us let's turn our attention first time this week we've done it'll be the only time |
| 0:06.0 | lion schedule because it's happening again and all i can try to do is just just warn you that's all |
| 0:13.8 | morning show was was on their bull jive again oh Oh, John Jansen, 13 wins. |
| 0:23.2 | This schedule's easy. |
| 0:24.8 | Cookies just pounding the easiest schedule thing into the dirt. |
| 0:28.8 | All I'm going to ask is, or you're really doing this again? |
| 0:33.0 | This is, this is what we're doing? |
| 0:34.7 | Let me harken back to last year. |
| 0:37.2 | Remember how? |
| 0:37.9 | Oh, man, we just got to survive the first six weeks, and then it's easy street. |
| 0:43.3 | Oops. |
| 0:44.5 | You dominated the first five weeks, and then you got hit by a garbage truck for the next 10. |
| 0:49.7 | Remember those easy games against the Vikings? |
| 0:53.5 | Yeah, you lost to them twice. Remember that easy game against the Gi? Yeah, you lost to them twice. |
| 0:55.2 | Remember that easy game against the Giants? |
| 0:57.7 | Oh, yeah, you needed a miracle just to get to overtime. |
| 1:00.1 | You damn near lost. |
| 1:01.0 | Remember that easy game against the flaccid penis that is the Pittsburgh Steelers? |
| 1:07.5 | Oh, oh, wait, you got Walk like a Dog in that game. |
| 1:13.5 | So my question is, are we really doing this again? Or do you want to take a more enlightened approach? We just got done with wins and |
| 1:18.8 | losses, right? The over-unders. The NFL's business model is parity, volatility. What that really means is no one really knows who's going to be good and who's |
| 1:32.1 | going to be bad. And sometimes a presumed good team ends up terrible and terrible teams end up good. |
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