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The Valenti Show

HOUR 1: Valenti Gets Selected For Jury Duty + NFL Schedule O/U Predictions

The Valenti Show

Audacy

Sports

4.31.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2026

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Mike shared that he has been summoned to fulfill his civic duty. Then, he asked the people for help explaining how the process works and how long he'll have to serve if selected. The guys wrapped the first hour with their predictions for several over/unders in the 2026 NFL season.

Transcript

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0:00.0

well we didn't have the words cockfighting on our bingo board did we uh we've got a great show

0:06.8

plan today and i will tell you we're going to talk pistons and at five o'clock do the same damn

0:13.8

thing i did last time when everybody wrote the team off i'll be the voice of hope in this

0:19.5

beleaguered city.

0:24.6

I have four reasons. I think the Pistons are winning tonight.

0:26.3

We'll do it at 5 o'clock. Okay.

0:29.0

We are going to talk cockfighting.

0:37.1

Apparently, I don't even understand how a rat Ortiz and Jose Ortiz with the money they've made are wrapped up in cockfighting. But here we are.

0:38.5

We'll get to it.

0:43.1

Or unless you still believe that it's legal.

0:50.0

Okay, we'll get to it.

0:51.9

And we are going to talk about the lion's schedule under the headline,

0:55.7

are you people really doing this again?

0:59.9

Like, seriously, we're doing this again?

1:06.9

13, 14, 15, 18 wins.

1:09.4

They only play 17 games.

1:10.8

I don't care.

1:11.8

We'll talk about it at three.

1:13.3

But what I wanted to start with is, you know, David often will walk around and be like,

1:20.1

do you know who you're talking to?

1:21.9

And it's like, all right, David, let's take it down a peg, all right?

1:25.2

You're not Frank Lucas.

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