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This is the world famous K.R.

Tuesday morning, K. Rock Line Alley Show.

How the hell goes it? We got lots to get into. I think it's going to be nice outside again today, which I know like on the East Coast, there's this crazy blizzard where no one can get anywhere. It's just like feet upon feet of snow. We're not there. We're not there at all. And I guess I feel a little guilty walking my dog in a bathing suit yesterday, but I guess that's why we pay extra for rent around here. Regardless, good to be together on this Tuesday morning here at K. Rock, this hour, lots to get into, lots to give you. In honor of Postmaster Johnny's birthday, he will be spinning his wheel of punishments to figure out exactly what he'll be forced to do. Will it be jumping out of an airplane or running in the L.A. Marathon? Or there's a lot of ideas on this wheel of punishments because we have to figure out

what it is he will have to do as a result of losing the forced resolutions after giving up

drinking this early 2026. That'll be coming up this hour. And much more. Also going to talk about

because it seems like now more than ever, you're hearing about stories of airplanes making emergency landings for a variety of reasons, or planes not taken off at all, and wanted to hear your stories as to why you were on a plane that had to make a, quote, emergency landing. I feel like the excuses for those are getting a little more loosey-goosey. Right. And sometimes there's like real emergencies, like there's smoke coming out of the engine,

got to land this thing.

And then there's other times where it feels like... Drunk passenger. Right. There's just another reason why the plane did have to make a landing, an unexpected landing, but it was really not an emergency and it was kind of annoying that you had to go through it. but we'll hear those stories coming up later this hour as well.

Right now, though, let's not lose side of the fact that it's Postmaster Johnny's birthday,

and since he is clearly the smartest person on the show, Postmaster Johnny has got a lot of messages from very smart people that would like to wish him a happy birthday. Today is his birthday. Hello, Johnny. It's fellow genius Albert Einstein here to wish you a happy birthday. I created the theory of relativity.

You created the theory of wearing smaller t-shirts to show off your not gay belly button.

Anyway, happy birthday. I mean, day.

Wow, what a beautiful message from Albert Einstein.

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