Mark Simone on the voice of New York, 710 W-O-R.

Hey, it's a beautiful sunny Monday.

We've got lots to get to.

We'll get to this No Talent, Gail King.

Why would she get $11 million here?

We'll go over that.

We'll get to the Kentucky Derby.

We'll get to Michael Cohen.

He's on his way to prison.

We'll get to President Trump and William Barr and

Robert Mueller and all of that. Madonna, Springsteen. Oh, I don't know. This tour news is not good.

We'll get to Apple and more coming up. The big breaking news. I saw the breaking news headline,

Megan Markle in Labor. Oh, my God. I thought, I misunderstood.

I thought somebody in the royal family actually got a job for once. I couldn't believe it.

But it turns out, it's not what it meant. It's like, you know, they're the biggest welfare

family in the world, this royal family. It costs a fortune to keep this royal family going.

Billions. But it's, it's like a tourist attraction for uh for england you know like these stadiums where they have one of those big

stuffed chickens or one of those mascots running that that's what the royal family is but anyway

it's a boy and uh she went into labor you know's some people who think she wasn't really carrying the baby.

That it was one of those surrogate kind of deals because she never looked pregnant.

And you notice when she went into labor like four minutes later?

They said, well, it's a boy.

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